Monday, December 08, 2008

Oh, and as long as I've got you here, tell that French DJ Tricky to move out!

Clean (2004)
directed by Olivier Assayas
rating: 2 out of 5 cravats
on DVD from Netflix

In the best scene in Clean, a young assistant at the headquarters for a French media conglomerate tells Maggie Cheung how influential her attitude and sense of style were when the assistant was a girl in high school. Maggie and the woman (Laetitia Spigarelli) are both older now, and Assayas - as he did with Nathalie Richard in Irma Vep - projects his own early infatuation with Cheung onto Spigarelli. She's a lesbian, of course, and her compliment is as much a come-on (in spite of the fact that Cheung is clearly there to beg the assistant's boss for a job) as a star-struck close encounter.

Assayas wanted Clean to be a serious role for Maggie Cheung - meaning, I guess, that she cries. There isn't room for serious and sexual both, apparently, in spite of the fact that Assayas is well-regarded for the thematic range (artistic creation, fame, loss, etc.) of simple premises (a remake of Les Vampires). In the end, the surest way for a director to look out of touch is to make a movie about musicians. Second to a movie about musicians is a movie about addiction. But your ex-wife's character recording a demo with the woman she met in prison might take the cake.

Like any director, Assayas has his blind spots (although "comedy" is a pretty big one), but he also remembers the first time he saw Maggie Cheung in Days of Being Wild. So do I. Stick to your strengths.