Sunday, October 05, 2008

Stranger than Fiction

The Black Cat (1934)
directed by Edgar G. Ullmer
rating: 3 out of 5 cravats
on DVD from Netflix

Young newlyweds endangered by history's first Karloff-Lugosi team-up on the surface, psychopathic satanic revenge nightmare just beneath! Two Americans take a train through the Carpathians on their honeymoon, meet prison camp survivor Lugosi on his way to confront Karloff about a missing wife, and wind up as ceremonial sacrifices intended to placate the lonely dark believers (gargoyle-like precursors to The 7th Victim) who unwittingly provide the climactic physical distraction Peter Ruric's one-hour plot requires. But the individual perversities committed in the movie (that is, the dark corners Ullmer finds to film) are much greater than the meanness people speak; more psychological subtext gets buried in Karloff's rebuilt-then-demolished WWI bunker than the most astute crime-crushing criminologists could ever explain away. If Lugosi skinning Karloff with a straight razor doesn't make you squeamish, Karloff waking up in bed beside Lugosi's drugged daughter before proceeding to a hall where Karloff (looking like Karl Lagerfeld) keeps his female victims preserved in glass coffins should at least raise concerns about backlot conditions in the Universal ward for writers.