Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Batman & the Mona Lisa

Robinson Crusoe on Mars (1964)
directed by Byron Haskin
rating: 3 out of 5 cravats
on DVD from Netflix

Easily the fastest horse in Criterion's stable of B-grade science fiction and horror. There is weird splendor to the Martian landscapes; an eeriness in the dreams of a traveler through ancient atmospheres; jittery, unearthly stealth to the alien antagonists; and, staple of sixties success, a rough charm to star boy's banter.

Of course, it's a no-brainer to imagine director Byron Haskin borrowing Friday from the Western set a soundstage over. "Listen, retarded, I don't what you're trying to tell me, but we're not budging from this spot until you learn some words. A-okay?" American habla, no doubt.

But then the spaceship that Kit abandoned orbits above him one more time, like a clock (or a calendar by then), and the pilot, so lonely, shoots it down.