Probably not how Christopher Reeve wanted to remember using his legs

Village of the Damned (1995)
directed by John Carpenter
rating: 1 out of 5 cravats
on DVD from Netflix

Ugh. Pretty Inverness is good for pirates but not purple-haired tykes waltzing to a soundtrack ripped from the John Fahey playbook. And come to think of it, Blake's eyes were scarier.