Monday, January 29, 2007

That's Where I Met My Ramona

Beyond the Valley of the Dolls (1970)
directed by Russ Meyer
rating: 2 out of 5 cravats
on DVD from Netflix

Maybe the perfect companion piece to Roger Ebert's infamous review of Blue Velvet. For all the sexual brinksmanship in "Beyond the Valley of the Dolls" - for all the bare breasts - there's almost no emotional investment in anyone. Which makes it, by way of a badly edited headache, almost as rough and as tiresome as Ebert's one-star pan. And don't tell me that's the point, because if it were, the movie would at least be fun.